Morpheus on… Oxymorons

There follows a list of forty-two of my favourite oxymorons. For those of you what arnt proper edukated like I am, an oxymoron is a contradiction in terms (you’ll see).

About half of them are mine (I’ll leave you to guess which) the rest are public domain.

Enjoy…

REALITY STAR

FOX NEWS

SCOTTISH CUISINE

RAP MUSICIAN

TEMPORARY ROAD WORKS

NOW THEN

GOOD GRIEF

CHRISTIAN SCIENTIST

AIRLINE FOOD

POLICE INTELLIGENCE

NEAR MISS

LINE DANCING

CLEARLY AMBIGUOUS

METEORIC RISE

LIBERAL POLITICS

FUN RUN

AIR-GUITAR CHAMPION

LEGALLY DRUNK

ALONE TOGETHER

DEBT CONTROL

ALMOST EXACTLY

GOVERNMENT ORGANISATION

AMERICAN CULTURE

SOFT ROCK

CHILD-PROOF

WORKING HOLIDAY

DESIGNER JEANS

PORN STAR

DISK JOCKEY

TAPED LIVE

TEMPORARY PRICE INCREASE

MILITARY INTELLIGENCE

SILENT SCREAM

BRITISH FASHION

GUN CONTROL

PLASTIC GLASSES

TERRIBLY PLEASED

FUN SIZE

POLITICAL SCIENCE

PRETTY UGLY

FINANCIAL SECURITY

THE FOUR CORNERS OF THE GLOBE

And if you enjoy lists, checkout “T-Shirt Legends” in “The World According To Damien” (my evil twin) on http://damienatloppers.wordpress.com/ plus “My Favourite Quotes” and “Random Thoughts” in “The World According To Cornelius” (my Zen brother) on http://corneliusatloppers.wordpress.com/

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