Morpheus on… Rubber Wrist Straps

Now I’m as generous and public-spirited as the next man (if that man is a tight-arsed sod) but I draw the line at wearing those blasted coloured rubber bands to show support for something.

I had enough of those when I was a kid and they forced us to wear them on Sports Day, to show which team we belonged to.

I mean, what was wrong with those little coloured silk ribbons everyone used to have on their lapels?

Isn’t it enough that I’m showing generosity and public-spiritedness – without having to cut off my blood-flow as well?


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