Morpheus on… Truth In Relationships

Her: “Now that I’ve moved in with you, don’t you think we should get a new bed?”

Him: “Why? It’s still in good shape.”

Her: “Yes, but I keep thinking about all the old girlfriends you’ve made love with in it.”

Him: “Well, following that logic – maybe you should get a new vagina.”

Or how about…

Him: “But then we’d have to get rid of the sofa – the dining room table – the carpet – the washing machine – the kitchen sink – the bath – the toilet – oh, and the wardrobe.”

Her: “The wardrobe?”

Him: “Don’t ask.”

There’s a sitcom here…

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