Morpheus on… Beyoncé

Beyonce Knowles

One has to feel a bit sorry for Beyoncé’s parents (not TOO sorry; their daughter is worth over 200 million quid – SOME of which she must have given them). Having made up a monicker for her that rhymed with fiancée, they presumably hoped she would marry a songwriter who would immortalise her name with something like, “Today I met a girl named Beyoncé – One day I’ll make her my fiancée.”

So one can imagine their disappointment when she got engaged to a crapper – make that rapper – whose most famous hit was “I Got 99 Problems But A Bitch Ain’t One.”

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8 responses to this post.

  1. Have any arguments about me adding this on my twitter?

  2. Posted by Vincent on March 9, 2014 at 9:21 am

    Be my guest!

  3. Posted by Anonymous on March 9, 2014 at 9:29 am

    Who was the rapper?

  4. Posted by Vincent on March 9, 2014 at 10:31 am

    J. Zed.

  5. Posted by Anonymous on March 9, 2014 at 2:30 pm

    You mean Jay-Z.

  6. Posted by Vincent on March 9, 2014 at 2:34 pm

    No, I mean J. Zed – as in Interweb and footballist!

  7. Posted by Alfie on March 14, 2014 at 5:24 am

    Yeah – Jay-Z would correctly be pronounced “Jay-Zed”. Otherwise it’s as in the song….”Jay-Zee, Jay-Zee give me your answer do……”

    Alfie

  8. Posted by Vincent on March 16, 2014 at 6:50 pm

    …then of course, there’s Zed Zed Top…

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