Morpheus on… A Little Golf Story

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So Tiger Woods bumps into Paula Creamer heading for the nineteenth hole. “Good round?” asks Tiger.

“So-so,” replies Paula, “I got stung by a frickin’ BEE.”

“Whereabouts?” enquires Tiger.

“Between the first and second hole – what should I do?”

“You could try narrowing your stance.”

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