Morpheus on… If Only Life Were Like This

Guffawing (there’s a word you don’t hear often these days) a bully strokes a small, bald man on the top of his pate and says, “Cor, this feels just like my wife’s arse!”

The small man momentarily looks puzzled, then stroking his own head, gives a smile of recognition and replies, “You’re right!”

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2 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Alfie on March 13, 2015 at 2:01 am

    Reminds me of the magical piece of Cricket “sledging” whereby an Australian wicket-keeper tried to wind up a portly Zimbabwean tail-end batsman with the repeated comment “Jeez….why are you so FAT?!!”
    After putting up with it for a while the batsman allegedly cracked and retorted with “Because every time I f**k your wife she gives me a biscuit!”

    Alfie

  2. Posted by Vincent on March 13, 2015 at 8:20 am

    Now THAT’S funny!!

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