This old geezer goes into a pub and peruses the menu behind the bar; it lists chicken nuggets, fries, cheeseburgers and hand-jobs.
He calls the young, attractive barmaid over and asks her, “Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?”
She smiles and says yes.
So the old guy leans in and says, “Well wash your hands and get me a cheeseburger.”
Don’t forget to tip your waitress…