Morpheus on… Another Pub Story

This old geezer goes into a pub and peruses the menu behind the bar; it lists chicken nuggets, fries, cheeseburgers and hand-jobs.

He calls the young, attractive barmaid over and asks her, “Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?”

She smiles and says yes.

So the old guy leans in and says, “Well wash your hands and get me a cheeseburger.”

Don’t forget to tip your waitress…

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