I hear that Idris Elbow has been suggested as the next James Bond. Are they freakin’ KIDDING? The man is BLACK.
Oh crap, am I a RACIST?
Well, at least they should ensure a MAN gets the role.
Damn, Daniel (Craig) – does that make me a SEXIST?
And f’gawdsake cast a thirty-something.
Uh-oh, it looks like I might be an AGEIST.
Okay, in any event, give the gig to a BRIT.
Oh, no – now I’m a NATIONALIST.
All RIGHT; let the blasted YANKS have the franchise – they’ve been after it for decades anyway.
Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present the NEXT JAMES BOND…