Morpheus on… I’m Not A Racist, But…

I hear that Idris Elbow has been suggested as the next James Bond. Are they freakin’ KIDDING? The man is BLACK.

Oh crap, am I a RACIST?

Well, at least they should ensure a MAN gets the role.

Damn, Daniel (Craig) – does that make me a SEXIST?

And f’gawdsake cast a thirty-something.

Uh-oh, it looks like I might be an AGEIST.

Okay, in any event, give the gig to a BRIT.

Oh, no – now I’m a NATIONALIST.

All RIGHT; let the blasted YANKS have the franchise – they’ve been after it for decades anyway.

Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present the NEXT JAMES BOND…

Whoopi Goldberg.

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One response to this post.

  1. Posted by Alfie on April 9, 2016 at 1:07 am

    At least Whoopi’s human! I’m “SPECIST”!

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