Here are a couple of bits from a UK cop called Adey Hill, that amused Your Humble Scribe…
So I’m writing a ticket for a motorist. Motorist: “Shouldn’t you be out catching real criminals like rapist and murderers?”
I call Control Room on my radio: “I’m just dealing with a motorist – are there any rapes or murders on the active queue for me to deal with?”
Control Room (sounding slightly bemused): “Err… that’s a negative.”
Me: “Thanks. I’ll let him know he has my undivided attention.”
Prisoner: “Why are you so fat?” (I wasn’t – it was my kit and anti-stab vest).
Me: “Because every time I sleep with your mum she gives me a biscuit!”
…Who says cops have no sense of humour?